Items
Fishtank Items
Name | Icon | Description | Rarity | Consumable | Type | Used Text | Craftable | Drops Randomly |
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USA Headgear | A patriotic helmet used for limited-sight pencak silat training. It smells like sweat and mustard. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} wears their pencak silat training USA Headgear! They must now address everyone as 'Sensei'. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Bowl of Piss | This stinky piss bowl has been sitting in the open air for months... nobody wanted to touch it. Boil it away for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} boiled a stinky bowl of piss! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Dirty Harmonica | A dirty harmonica that's been sitting outside for months. It seems strangely sad, but you don't feel bad for some reason. Play it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} played a sad song on a dirty harmonica. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Red Beret | A red beret. When you put it on, you feel twice as empowered -- and entitled. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on a red beret. They feel twice as empowered -- and entitled. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Soiled Plushie | A plushie that was auctioned off to a fan. Oh god... what did they do to it? Burn it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} burnt a soiled plushie. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Drum Practice Pad | A practice pad meant for teaching proper drumming technique. It has a motivational looking lizard engraved into it. Play it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} practiced their drumming skills. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Expensive Shoes | A very expensive pair of shoes. If somebody gets them dirty, you have full permission to knock them out. Wear them for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on an expensive pair of shoes. If somebody gets them dirty, {{displayName}} has full permission to knock them out. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shredded Halo Novel | A shredded up copy of "Halo: The Fall of Reach". You wonder if the person reading it ever finished. Read it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} read "Halo: The Fall of Reach". | ✖ | ✖ | |
Riot Helmet | A helmet used in riot gear. For some reason it's making you kind of horny... Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on a riot helmet. For some reason, it's making you kind of horny. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Lightsword Toy | A light-sword toy made for children and sci-fi enthusiasts. Makes awesome noises when you swing it around. Play with it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} swings around a sci-fi lightsword toy. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Restraining Order | A restraining order demanding the recipient stay at least 200ft away from 'Barstool Sports Headquarters' at all times. Burn it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} pulled out a restraining order that read "recipient must stay at least 200ft away from 'Barstool Sports Headquarters' at all times", and lit it on fire. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Crack Pipe | A pipe used for smoking crack. Unfortunately, there are no crack rocks left. Smoke the residue for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} pulled out a pipe and smoked a bowl of medicinal crack. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Insulin Pump | A forehead mounted insulin pump, designed for diabetic veterans. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} mounted an insulin pump to their forehead. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Smashed Up Cabinet Door | This expensive kitchen cabinet door was used as advanced pencak silat training equipment. Punch it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} punched a very expensive kitchen cabinet door. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Fishtank Script | You always knew this entire thing was a set-up. Wow, you're never gonna believe what happens tomorrow. Read it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} read the Fishtank script. Wow, you're never gonna believe what happens tomorrow! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Hockey Mask | The dark eyeholes of this hockey mask seem to stare back at you. What does it want? Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on a hockey mask. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Ex-Girlfriend Photo | This photograph contains a lot of bad memories. You don't want to talk about it. Burn it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} stares at a photograph of their ex-girlfriend. They don't want to talk about it. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Ectoplasm | A strange substance left behind by a paranormal force. It's giving you an ominous feeling. Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} ate some ectoplasmic residue. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Ghost Detector | This advanced spirit sensor keeps beeping and hissing randomly. You feel a cold chill run up your spine. Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashed a small beeping and hissing ghost detector device. You feel a cold chill run up your spine. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Counterfeit Mondo | An illegitimate print of a Mondo Megabits trading card. Not tournament legal. Burn it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} shows off their illegitimate Mondo Megabits trading card. Not tournament legal. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Deed to the Fishtank | Wait-- how the hell did you find this? Give it back for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} returned the Deed to the Fishtank back to Jason Goldstriker. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Chunk of Drywall | The result of rough-housing and rule-breaking. Patch it up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} repaired a chunk of drywall in the Fishtank. Thanks, {{displayName}}. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Fucked Up Shit | You don't even wanna know... Seriously dude. Get rid of it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} got rid of some fucked up shit... You don't even wanna know... seriously dude. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Crumpled Up Fishbuck | No longer valid for prize money. You aren't even a contestant anyways. Recycle it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} recycled a crumpled up Fishbuck. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Rotten Hot Dog | A rotten and smelly hot dog, covered in mold. It doesn't seem cooked all the way through. Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} ate a rotten hotdog. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Rotten Chicken Breast | A rotten chicken breast covered in mold. I guess somebody forgot they left it out. Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} ate a rotten uncooked chicken breast. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Smoke Detector Batteries | They won't be needing these. *beep* Throw them away for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} threw away the batteries for the smoke detector. *beep* | ✖ | ✔ | |
Cellular Phone | Contraband. Thankfully, it's out of the fish's hands now... and in yours. Keep it safe for them. Look through it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} is snooping through one of the Fish's cellphones. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Weed Vape | A weed vape loaded up with the user's favorite strain. This shit will get you fucked up-- for real. Take a hit for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} took a hit of a weed vape. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Crying Baby Doll | This crying baby doll has seen some seriously bad parenting. Shake it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} pulls out a crying baby doll and violently shakes it. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Royal Jelly | A jar of royal jelly, taken as a daily supplement. It smells bizarre. Eat a spoonful for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} ate a spoonful of Royal Jelly. It smells bizarre. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Chip's Lost Cigarette | Did you steal this? Why the fuck did you take his cigarette? He only has like three more-- give it back dude. Give it back for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} found and returned Chip's lost cigarette. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Workout Timer | This workout timer makes an extremely loud beeping noise every other minute. Meant for timing workout sets, and psychological torture. Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashed a workout timer. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Rice | A bowl of white rice and brown rice. Who's hungry for rice? Count the rice for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} counted all the grains of white rice. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Dirty Mask | A wrinkled up disposable mask that's been sitting inside a pair of pants for three years. Covered in lint and strange black fibers. Mask up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on a face mask that's been sitting in the pocket of their dirty pants for over three years. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Insane Manifesto | An insane manifesto that promises multiple acts of ideologically motivated violence. Can you guess who wrote it? Share it online for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} posted an insane manifesto to their online blog, promising multiple acts of ideologically motivated violence. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Love Letter | A love letter addressed to one of the Fish. Handle with care. Deliver it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sent a secret love letter to one of the Fish! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Soiled Makeup | Women's makeup that has been sitting inside of a port-o-potty. It was VERY expensive, trust me. Put it on for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on some very expensive soiled women's makeup. It looks like it's been sitting inside of a port-o-potty for a year. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Whiffle Ball Bat | A whiffle ball bat. Great for practicing swings at people's head. Swing it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} swings around a whiffle ball bat. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Vinyl Figurine | A collectable vinyl figurine of a comic book character. The sight of it fills you with a deep loathing. Deep fry it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} deep fried their favorite vinyl figurine. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Empty Mustard Bottle | An empty mustard bottle with a dirty footprint on it. Trash it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put an empty mustard bottle in the trash. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Boxing Glove | A boxing glove used in advanced martial arts training. It's covered in splinters. Lace it up for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} laced up their boxing gloves. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Gum Wad | A nasty huge wad of gum that's been sitting on somebody's desk. Chew it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} chews on some gum. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cutie Pie | A small, fuzzy and cute creature. It must have snuck into your inventory looking for a new home! It stares at you with adorably sad eyes. Kill it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} instantly crushes a cute 'lil critter into gorey pulp. Absolutely heartless. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Mystery Capsule | A mysterious prize capsule from a filthy gumball machine. You wonder what's inside... Crack it open for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} cracks open a mysterious prize capsule... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Smashed Monitor | A smashed security monitor. If you look deep enough into it, you can almost see something... Watch it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} stares deeply into a broken monitor like a freak. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Broken Camera | A broken security camera. When you stare into it, you feel the judgemental stares of thousands of eyes. Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashes a broken security camera into a million pieces. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Leftover Eggroll | A scrumptious little snack from a "TummyTeng USA!" box dinner. It's been left cooked in the air fryer overnight. A faint aroma of oriental seasoning and fryer gristle wafts from it. Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} snarfs down a leftover eggroll. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Babel Fish | Great Leap Forward - When use item, talk messages for next 20 minutes from clan people turn into a Chinese language. Very confuse and mysterious for enemy-- Like ancient Art of War. Use verbal smokescreen to your advantage. 永騰 | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Mirror Universe | Mildly inconvenience your enemies by encapsulating them in the Mirror Universe using this powerful Wartoy. The Fishtank website will be displayed flipped upside down for all users in the targeted clan. Lasts 15 minutes. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Color Blind | Personally? You don't see color-- and neither should they. The targeted clan will have their Fishtank.live experience stripped of all color and blurred for 15 minutes. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shrink Ray | Point this clever gizmo at an unwitting target and reduce their height using science. (It fucks up the discs in their spine.) The chat messages sent by the targeted clan will be in very small text for the next 20 minutes. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Three-fifths Compromise | You've found the true common denominator: hate. When activated, users in the targeted clan will have their votes in polls reduced to 3/5ths of their original token value. Lasts for 1 day. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Heroic Sacrifice | Removes all negative debuffs and effects on your clan, at the price of all your experience points and levels. Do you have what it takes to save your clan? Are you a real hero? | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Keyboard Fuckery | Honestly this one isn't much different from the normal chat anyways... Mixes up the keyboard characters for all users in the targeted clan. Lasts for 30 minutes. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Defacement | It's time to get the word out-- If they don't wanna join, then you'll bring the message straight to 'em! Deface the targeted clan's page with your own clan emblem. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Rubber Snake | A rubber snake toy for children. For some reason, it's all wet and stinky... Flush it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} flushes a rubber snake toy down the toilet, which begins to overflow! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Traumatized Poster | A framed poster, emblazoned with a giant number two. It's seen a lot, almost too much... Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashes a traumatized poster on the ground. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cancer Research Documents | A set of unpublished cancer research papers. You don't understand much of the language used, but it seems pretty important. Shred it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} shreds important cancer research documents! What a horrible person. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Doppelganger Didgeridoo | A magical flute, gifted to you by an aboriginal warlock. It has the power to summon a perfect doppelganger of any individual. Play a tune on it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} plays a magical tune on a Digeridoo | ✖ | ✖ | |
Robot Dog | An advanced robotic pet, designed to look like an adorable puppy. It dances and plays music, just for you! Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashes a toy robot dog, in the middle of its cute dance! How awful. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cowboy Hat | A cowboy hat left behind by a magical handyman. It grants the wearer the ability to walk among anyone virtually undetected, as well as the ability to make basic household repairs. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on a cowboy hat and starts fixing things. What a great guy! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Pack of Piranhas | These vicious carnivores will seek out precious experience points from another user in the targeted clan and share their bounty with you. Use caution-- they may just decide you're their next meal. (Effectiveness reduced if your clan has less than 10 members) | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Finge | Finge presents an exceptional once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to wine and dine with a contestant of your choice. Experience the thrill of a romantic, candle-lit dinner date night that breaks down the fourth wall, bringing you and the Fish closer than ever before. Get to know your preferred contestant in an intimate setting, enjoy engaging conversations, and savor a memorable meal together. This exclusive offering is not just about enjoying great food and ambiance, but also about connecting heart to heart. Upgrade your Fishtank experience with Finge - it's more than a meal, it's a moment to treasure. | COMMON | ✖ | BIGTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
FishBnB | FishBnB is the ultimate immersive Fishtank experience, allowing you to spend the night in the actual Fishtank house. Not only do you get to live a day in the life of the Fish, but you can totally indulge in the show's environment during a captivating 24-hour getaway. Grab the chance to explore all the nooks and crannies of the house, maybe even unravel some hidden secrets! | COMMON | ✖ | BIGTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Kamikaze Strike | Strike at beating heart of EVIL with all your might! Takes your total XP and deals TRIPLE amount of damage on a target clan, spread evenly across clan top 10 warriors. Resets your level to zero. 天皇陛下万歳!!! | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Sexy Assassin | Some people are just too dangerous to be left alive... that's where this badass sexy bitch comes in. Removes a targeted user from their clan, and with extreme prejudice. Targeted user will also not be able to join any clans for 3 days. Cannot target Clan Owners. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Special Military Operation | Enough is enough, they're not even human... they're animals! Bomb those FUCKERS (The Enemy Clan) back to the stone age. Randomly removes 1/5th of the users inside the targeted clan. Cannot remove owners. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Milkman Hat | A magical milkman hat that makes the wearer break into milk-related song and dance routines. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on a magical milkman hat and starts to sing and dance! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Fishtank DVD Box Set | An exclusive DVD boxset containing all of Fishtank Season 1 + Extra Footage & Behind The Scenes Content. You wont open it, because ruining the plastic seal would make it less valuable. Admire it instead for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} admires their exclusive Fishtank DVD Box Set. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Chris Lynch | The real Chris Lynch. How the hell did he end up in your inventory? Set him free for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} releases Chris Lynch back into the world. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Goat Droppings | A smelly piece of scat, excreted from a stinky little goat. It smells a bit like baked beans... Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} just ate a piece of goat poop! What the hell is wrong with them!? | ✖ | ✖ | |
Giant Novelty Check | A giant novelty check meant for the lucky winner of the Fishtank grand prize. Unfortunately for you, this one has already been cashed. Tear it up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tears up a giant novelty check! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Burnt Pizza | A crispy burnt piece of pizza. It looks like it's been perfectly charred on an open fire- it's a little cold now though. Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} eats a piece of burnt pizza. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Spectral Orb | A mysterious orb of light that only appears during the night or in complete darkness. Strangely, it feels like it has a mind of it's own. Release it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} releases a Spectral Orb back into the fishtank! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Launch Key | A key for something... | COMMON | ✖ | NORMAL_ITEM | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Liquor Bottle | An opened bottle of liquor, to drown your sorrows away. Chug it down for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} chugs down a bottle of liquor, with no chaser. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Fan Mail | A genuinely nice piece of Fan Mail that you wrote from the bottom of your heart. Send it to us for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}}'s fan mail is promptly put into a shredder without being read by anybody! How sad... | ✔ | ✖ | |
Trash Heap | You completely fucked up crafting what you wanted, and now you're left with this garbage. You may as well throw it all over the place for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws their trash all over the place! What an asshole. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Bus Ticket | An unused bus ticket, good for a one-way trip anywhere in the tri-state area. Ride the bus home for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} was dropped off at the nearest bus station. Bye Bye, {{displayName}}!!! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Queso | This iconic plushie was once owned by a truly pure-hearted soul. Now, it's in your fucked up grubby little hands... Give it a 'lil snuggle for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} gives Queso a cute 'lil snuggle. Kind of gay, but whatever. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Electronic Scrap | A pile of electronic scrap and garbage parts. Maybe you can craft something else with this? Otherwise, throw it around everywhere for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws a pile of Electronic Scrap everywhere! What a waste of good copper wire. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Indian Food | This delicious quisine utilizes exotic flavors and spices in a truly unique way. Scoop some up and eat it with your hands for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} digs into some delicious Indian Food! Yummy! 😋 | ✔ | ✖ | |
Real Cancer Cure | Eureka-- You've done it! After years of research, you've finally managed to find The Real Cure for Cancer! Turns out, it's just holistic medicine... but nobody needs to know that. Cure cancer for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} has discovered a Real Cure for Cancer! What a hero! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Poop Cup | A smelly cup of slightly soft stool. The fragrent smell of poopie-farts fills your nose as you examine it. Plant it somewhere for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} stealthily dumps a Poop Cup out on the floor! It stinks like shit in here now! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Sketch Comedy Script | A script to some sort of hastily made comedy sketch. You flip through it, and it's pretty vile. Practice your lines for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tries to practice some lines from their Sketch Comedy Script. It's pretty gross... | ✔ | ✖ | |
Mondo Megabits Trading Card | A real, genuine, Mondo Megabits collectable digital trading card. Show it off for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} shows everyone their genuine super-rare Mondo Megabits trading card. I guess there really WAS crafting, in a way. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Pure Rot | A disgusting ball of pure rot! This putrid slimeball revolts you, why did you make it? I double dog dare you to eat it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} chokes down a disgusting ball of pure rot! Disgusting!!! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Motivational Poster | A framed poster that says "STAY INSIDE NO WEED" in bold lettering. Put it on display for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts their Motivational Poster on display. You feel less addicted to your vices. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Kickboxing Pads | A pair of Muay Thai kickboxing pads. Make sure you don't kick your sparring partner in the head. Train your high kick for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} trains their high kick using some Kickboxing Pads. Watch your head... | ✔ | ✖ | |
Weed Wacker | An extremely dangerous gardening tool. Doubles as a portable paper shredder. Fuck shit up with it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} starts fucking shit up with a weed wacker! Ah shit!!! | ✔ | ✖ | |
RC Car | A dope ass RC Car for you to play with. Do an epic trick with it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} does an epic trick with a dope ass RC Car! | ✔ | ✖ | |
TTS Token | A token redeemable for one text-to-speech message, delivered to the room of your choice. | COMMON | ✖ | SPECIAL | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
SFX Token | A token redeemable for one sound effect, delivered to the room of your choice. | COMMON | ✖ | SPECIAL | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Taco Salad | A delicious contest winning Taco Salad, made through team-work. Chow down on it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} chows down on a delicious Taco Salad! Scrum-diddly-umptious! 😋 | ✔ | ✖ | |
The Entity | A dark and mysterious force that lurks the Fishtank in the dead of night, searching for unsuspecting Fish to frighten. Summon it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | AAAHHHH, HOLY SHIT!!! {{displayName}} just summoned The Entity! I'm so fucking scared right now... | ✔ | ✖ | |
Duck Toy | A small chinese Duck Toy. This luxury entertainment system comes equipped with over five seconds of looping music. Watch it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} becomes entranced by a fascinating Duck Toy... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Fidget Spinner | A small toy for hyper-active children and child-like adults. It's kinda addicting though... Play with it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} does some stimming with their Fidget Spinner... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Chris's Shorts | A pair of extra large gray shorts. The elastic waistband has seen some serious punishment. Get naked and wave these around for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} runs around naked waving Chris's Shorts above their head! Scandalous! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Crying Baby Doll (Black) | An alternative baby doll for African-American families or single white mothers. Give it some loving care for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sings their Black Baby a gentle lullaby, and rocks it to sleep. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Prize Machine | A mysterious Prize Machine... What could be inside? Put a quarter in for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts a quarter in the Prize Machine... and gets some Free XP! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Karaoke Machine | Let your singing skills shine with this colorful Karaoke Machine! Sing your favorite song for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} starts singing their favorite song on a Karaoke Machine! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Fishtank Blu-ray Box Set | An very exclusive Blu-ray boxset containing all of Fishtank Season 1 + Extra Footage & Behind The Scenes Content, plus a scratch-n-sniff sticker. You wont open it, because ruining the plastic seal would make it as valuable as a DVD box set. Cuddle with it instead for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} cuddles with their very exclusive Fishtank Blu-Ray Box Set. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Can of Chili | A stinky can of smelly brown chili. It would be pretty funny to dump this all over somebody's stuff. Dump it all out for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} dumps out a Can of Chili everywhere! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Baby Chris Lynch | He's pretty fly, for a lil' guy. One day he will grow up to become Chris Lynch. Raise him right for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} takes care of his very own Baby Chris Lynch. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Black Chris Lynch | A version of Chris Lynch from an alternate universe where Chris Lynch is black. Interestingly, he still has a BWC. Release him for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} releases Black Chris Lynch into the world. Das' what I'm talkin bout! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Chinese Chris Lynch | A version of Chris Lynch from an alternate universe where Chris Lynch is chinese. Interestingly, he's even worse at reading than the regular Chris Lynch. Release him for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} releases Chinese Chris Lynch into the world. Watch out for his legendary "dàbái gōngjī"! | ✔ | ✖ | |
COVID Chris Lynch | A version of Chris Lynch from an alternate universe where they actually kept up with all that bullshit and everyones still wearing masks. Tell him to pull that mask up for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tells COVID Chris Lynch to pull his mask back up. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Cowboy Chris | Howdy there darlin', names Cowboy Chris. Quickest BWC slinger this side of Cranston. Release him for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} releases Cowboy Chris into the wild, wild Fishtank. YEEEHAAAWW!!! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Robo-Lynch | Chris Lynch is gone... but we rebuilt him. He's unstoppable now. Unleash him into the world for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} unleashes Robo-Lynch into the world! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Perfect Chris Lynch | The Perfect Chris Lynch, refined, flourishing. Almost completely indistinguishable from the regular Chris Lynch. Unleash him into the world for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} unleashes Perfect Chris Lynch into the world! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Dark Space Wizard Chris Lynch | A menace from an ancient order, waiting for the right time to strike. Complete your training for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} reveals they were an apprentice to the Dark Space Wizard Lynch all along! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Facetime with Damiel | Pick up the phone... YO, pick up the phone bruh. It's boring as fuck in here, so Chris Lynch gave Damiel your number and he's calling your ass. Answer the damn phone for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} starts Facetiming with Damiel. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Iconic Loot-Crate | The iconic Loot-Crate from Fishtank Live. You wonder what's inside? Open it up for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} opens the Season One Loot-Crate and finds some XP inside! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Lost Footage | Some loose SD cards you found wrapped in a subway sandwich wrapper and stuffed behind a couch. Return it to production for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} hands some SD cards off to a Shark for an XP reward! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Hostage Situation | If you can't get them to join by choice, you'll take them by force. Steal a member of your choice from the target clan, who becomes a 'Hostage' for 24 hours and cannot leave or join other clans. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cease Fire | The Blue Helmets at the UN say it's officially time to call a 'Time-Out' between The Good Guys (you) and The Enemy (them). Make your clan invulnerable to attacks from the target clan for 24 hours. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Christmas Present | A wrapped Christmas Present. You wonder what's inside? Unwrap it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} unwraps a Christmas Present and finds XP inside! Merry Christmas! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Black Santa | An inflatable non-traditional Santa Claus to decorate your house inclusively. Bop it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} gets spooked by Black Santa and bops it! It bounces right back! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Lump of Coal | A dusty lump of black coal. You must have been a very naughty child this year! Throw it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws a Lump of Coal and smashes a window! What a naughty child!!! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Santa Hat | A festive cap worn by a heavy-set jolly house invader. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} wears a Santa Hat! They're getting into the holiday spirit! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Zipp | A pack of nice, cool refreshing Zipp: Green Cherry Menthol. Contains nu-tropics. Bust into a can for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} cracks into a Zipp and takes a sip! Mmm... refreshing! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cuban Muscle Crisis | A bag of Cuban Muscle Crisis grand dark roast. "For the wealthy athelete". Brew up a cup for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} brews themselves a cup of Cuban Muscle Crisis. It tastes delicious! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Grits | A bowl of nice tasty grits, for nourishing your hunger. Mix 'em up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} mixes up some tasty grits, just like how Momma made 'em in the swamp! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Squat Rack | A squat rack, for getting swole. Squat 285lbs parallel for for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} squats 285lbs parallel, making sure to curve their spine as much as possible! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Black Beanie | A black beanie. For some reason-- it exhudes confidence. Put it on for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on a Black Beanie. They feel like a totally different person! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Doggy Bowl | A Doggy Bowl for bad dogs! Drink out of it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} laps some water out of a Doggy Bowl... Good Dog! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shot of Liquor | A Shot of Liquor, for calming your nerves. Take it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} takes a shot of liquor. They feel like romping around the room! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Walkie Talkie | A Walkie Talkie, for communicating important information between production staff. Report something for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} reports something to production using their Walkie Talkie, over. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Stained Pillow | A pillow with some sort of disgusting stain on it. Clean it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} cleans up a stained pillow. What could have made it this dirty? | ✖ | ✖ | |
Metal Wood | A piece of plywood with metal embedded inside of it, presumably to trick innocent craftsmen. Drill into it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tries to drill into a piece of wood, but is stopped by a piece of metal hidden inside! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Heat Nails | A set of specialty Heat Nails, for constructing basic furniture. Use carefully for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} carefully constructs furniture using specialty Heat Nails. They made sure to soak the wood first! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Toy Phone | A mysterious Toy Phone. You can hear a faint ringing coming from it somehow... Answer the call for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} answers the call on their Toy Phone. Sambo Sambo, Supreme Supreme! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Retarded Shelf | A truly disturbing monument to hubris. The group of people that constructed this must be profoundly retarded. Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashes a shoddily constructed shelf. Whoever made it must be profoundly retarded. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Jocko Belt | A belt representing the highest level of physical prowess and personal courage. Wear it proudly for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} proudly wears the Jocko Belt! This user is a true monster-beast. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Kendama | A small japanese cup-ball game. Used to train dexterity and relax in stressful situations. Play with it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} plays around with an authentic japanese kendama. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Gas Station Sunglasses | A pair of cool sunglasses that signify that you're above it all. Wear them for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on a pair of cool looking sunglasses. Poor people seething rn. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Tip Jar | A tip jar used to show appreciation when above average service has been rendered. Toss in a chip for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tosses a chip into the Tip Jar! Thank you very much, sir. 🙂 | ✖ | ✖ | |
Code Lock | A mysterious lock that takes a four letter combination. What could it be hiding??? Try a few combinations for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tries to figure out the combination to the Code Lock, but gives up after a few tries. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Folding Chair | A metal Folding Chair, easily deployable for group therapy sessions, or for destroying things. Sit on it backwards for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sets up a folding chair and sits in it backwards... it's time for Group Therapy. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Judgin' Hat | A bright red hat, sown together from two other hats. It smells of cigars and swamp fumes. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on their Judgin' Hat! It's time to get down 'n dirty like we do in the Swamp! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Judgin' Boots | A pair of bright red boots. They look like they've been used to destroy various pieces of furniture with powerful kicks and stomps. Wear them for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on their Judgin' Boots! They can kick harder than a gator's chomp now! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Yamulke | A customary head covering for Orthodox Jewish men used during prayer. There is nothing offensive about it whatsoever. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on a Yamulke and starts to pray! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shield of Warding | A sheild inscribed with powerful memetic sigils, designed to ward off evil. Hang it up for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} hangs up their Shield of Warding... the Fishtank feels safer now. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Initiative Zippo | A golden zippo lighter engraved with the insignia of the elusive Initiative Group. Flick it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} flicks a golden zippo lighter. There's something about them that shows... Initiative. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Lit Cigarette | A lit cigarette. You better take a puff off it quick! Smoke it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} takes a long draw of a lit cigarette. They seem more relaxed... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Grenade | Toss this grenade for massive damage to an enemy clan. Or just pull the pin and drop it in the middle of the Fishtank. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cyber Attack | Blast the opponents with an all out cyber onslaught-- the voting machines and everything. Enemy clan's spam blocker is neutralized for one hour. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Jewish Chris Lynch | A version of Chris Lynch from an alternate universe where Chris Lynch is Jewish. We can't talk about him. Keep silent {{xp}} XP. | null | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} stays quiet about the Jewish Chris Lynch, allowing him to continue doing what he was doing to you. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Twine Rope | Born of natural fiber. Plentiful, but prone to snap. It ties a good knot. Show everyone how good you are at tying knots for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} is so good at tying knots! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Stone | Skip it, smash it, whatever! Heavy and useless! Great for distracting NPCs. What was that rock throwing noise? Must be the wind. Throw it and distract the guards for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws a rock, distracting the guards, then sneaks inside of the enemy base... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Revive Stick | Revive Sticks prevent a player from losing a life, but only if applied by a qualified medic. Save somebody's life for {{xp}}. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} gently applies the Revive Stick to a fallen comrade. So this is what it feels like to save a life! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Blood Root | Blood Roots can be burnt to remove curses, but not if the vampires stop you first. Expect trouble. Fend off the horde for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *{{displayName}} cocks badass shotgun* and says "Here they come.." | ✔ | ✖ | |
Old Poker Chips | Used 100 years ago in an early prototype of Bloodgames. Useless now, unless you're some weird hoarder. Try to ante up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} antes up.. Why do these smell like feet? | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shells | A handful of various gun-shells, a small fortune's worth. Without shells, you can't shoot. Accepted as tips at vampire strip clubs/vampire pizza delivery. Reload for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} reloads using some shells. Click, clack, boom. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Silver Coin | 1 ozt. post-grid "working man's" junk dollar. Flewn through many peasants' grubby hands. Traders sure like them. Buy {{xp}} XP with it. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} buys some XP with a Silver Coin. Pleasure doing business with you. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Gold Coin | The sole reason for most shootouts: Gold. 1 of these = 10 silver coins, gold rounds are the backbone of business. Men dream of these. Buy {{xp}} XP with it. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} buys some XP with a Gold Coin. Now that's how you persuade me. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Stick | You can find sticks on the ground. They're everywhere. Give it a good toss for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws a Stick! Good toss! I'm gonna go get it. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Flint and Steel | Found in every dead hiker's backpack. Must really keep people alive huh? Strike this to create fire and earn {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} starts a fire using a Flint and Steel... Magnesium burns hot. We got sparks! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Magnifying Glass | Common junk, no one has known how to read for 60 years. If you hold it up to your head it makes your eye look REALLY big! Do that for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts their eye up to a Magnifying Glass. They're seeing all the fine details now.. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Dry Leaves | They crunch under your feet, alerting enemies of your covert movements. Watch your step! Home of many bugs. Eat some for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} ate some random Dry Leaves, giving them a gnarly tummy ache. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Steel Wool | Useful for scrubbing your cast iron cookware, some little freaks even know how to start a fire with these. Clean up your pots and pans for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} scrubs some pots and pans spotless with Steel Wool. Great work! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Battery | We're post-grid, if you see a light, it's fed by battery. Hope this one has some juice left. DO NOT EAT THIS! Recharge your shit for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} uses a battery to recharge their electronics. Their steam deck is back in commission! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Bonfire | The home of every camp: fire. Keep it lit, it's a bitch to get going again. Keeps the predators at bay. Warm. Fun to look at. Set it up for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sets up a bonfire. We're all feeling much warmer and safer now. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Nagant Revolver | Seven shots instead of six, locked cylinder for minimal lost shells. Mean little pistol, accurate too. Blast away a vampire for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | Pew!! {{displayName}} fires their Nagant Revolver. Another vampire dusted.. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Terminator Shotgun | Chubby little shotgun, loud bang. Kicks like a farm mule. Wide spread, this can take down a whole squad of bloodvamps in one shot. Blast em up for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | BOOM! {{displayName}} takes out a whole squad of bloodvamps with a cool ass hipfire. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Kar Rifle | Accurate, slow, heavy. Foolproof. This trustworthy rifle can put in work, if you can find shells that is. Fire it off and appreciate the sound for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} fires the Kar. God, I love that sound. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Armor Vest | IIIA, but nowadays that cuts it-- most rounds are repacked junk anyways. I hear something outside, I'd put that on right now for {{xp}} XP if I were you. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *ZIP!* The extra weight & discomfort of their Armor Vest makes {{displayName}} feel invincible. Fight! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Knight Helmet | Impervious to small arms fire and neck-chokes. Worn by those who wish not die. Cowards! Damn thee! Don it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} fastens a Knight Helmet atop their head! They can't hear or see which direction the enemy is coming from! Huzzah! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Yellow Daisy | Yellow Daisies are a semi-common flower found in the Wildlands; fragrant and pleasant to the touch. Often gifted as romantic gifts or smashed into perfumes. Persuasive! Smell it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} inhales the calm fragrance of a Yellow Daisy.. They feel.. gay. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shark Mask | Worn by Sharks. These IIIA facemasks prevent headshots but restrict vision. Maybe that's why Sharks are so easy to sneak past. Put it on for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | No one cared who {{displayName}} was until they put on their Shark Mask. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Poison Ivy | Most are immune, but to those affected.. poison ivy decimates the body, especially to those who dig around their nuts or ass. Useful for poison crafting. Touch it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} touches some Poison Ivy!!! ITCHY! ITCHY!! OW OW OWWW! ITCHY ITCHY!!! OUCHIES! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Dirty Water | Brown-yellow, dirt floating all around.. please do not drink this. This is not 'spring watuw', it's likely piss. Drink it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | GULP! {{displayName}} just diversified their gut biome! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Pure Water | This is safe to drink. Humans die if they don't drink water for 3 days, vampires can last for years on salt-IV. It's unfair. Take a sip for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sips on their refreshing Pure Water. They feel relaxed. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Vampire Mosquito | As soon as the sun sets, expect these little guys flying in your mouth and ears. Their bites spread disease. You can assume the blood they carry is tainted. Swat one for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} swats a Vampire Mosquito! --Smack, squirt! Wow, that was a fat one. Gross! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Wooden Stake | Used to finish off the undead. Keep them sharp, the wood dulls quickly. It's hard to breach the ribcage, practice on already slain corpses. Take out a vampire for good and earn {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} stabs a wounded vampire right through the heart. Ruthless! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Pocket Knife | Common utility tool, defense weapon in a pinch. Used to cut twine, sharpen sticks, and carve your name into a tree to show everyone that you 'was here'. Use it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} cuts/adjusts/tightens something with their handy Pocket Knife. Great work! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Health Potion | Deep red color. Replenishes 1 of your 3 lives. Drinking a life potion while at 3/3 lives has no effect. Slight head rush & adrenaline surge. Expect a crash 5 mins after consumption. Rare. Quaff it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | GULP! {{displayName}} gained a life. "I'm not going out without a fight!" | ✔ | ✖ | |
Charisma Potion | Yellow, hazy color. Laden with moonshine-- bitter taste. Consuming a Charisma Potion will make getting your way much easier; better vendor prices and speech check passes. Make sure the target NPC sees you drink it. Quaff it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | GULP! {{displayName}} quaffs a Charisma Potion. "Ok, now let's talk this out.. Surely we can find a middle ground, right?" | ✔ | ✖ | |
Useless Scroll | Not all spells are created equally, some have lame/useless effects. Ex: Scroll of Bad Breath, Scroll of Tie Your Shoes, etc. burn for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *PAPER RIPS* {{displayName}}'s scroll says you have to do 5 jumping jacks! Do 5 jumping jacks or it's FailRP! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Fresh Meat | You can't wait to set this on the campfire. Juicy, freshly slain, packed with energy to get you through tomorrow. Don't be sloppy, meat can attract predators. Eat this tasty morsel for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sloppily eats some Fresh Meat. That was delicious. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Blood Bucket | Makeshift blood container. When a human is slain, it isn't uncommon for vampires to hoist up the corpse and drain the poor soul of all their blood. One blood bucket can last a vampire several years of hibernation. Guzzle some delicious blood for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} slurps down some blood.. They feel queasy. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Solar Panel | Piece of scrap tech, possibly not functional. If facing the sun, this panel can charge a battery. Attach electronics to power them for {{xp}} | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | BZZT! Ouch, {{displayName}} got shocked by some Solar Panels. They're so off-grid! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Vampire Chemlight | Vampire Chemlights are simply red chemlights- the bright red color can distract and frenzy vampires if tossed near them. Eventually they will realize you've fooled them, run while you can! Throw it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *CRACK!* {{displayName}} tosses the Vampire Chemlight at a pack of approaching blood suckers, leaving them confused and frenzied! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Scrapnel Grenade | This spring loaded grenade launches junk in all directions, pack it with your sharpest, nastiest junk for max damage. Impact detonation-- aim for the feet. Toss it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | BOOM! {{displayName}}'s enemies go flying. Nice kills, bro! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Light Bulb | Junk. Used to smoke meth/crack during the grid days. Can be lit up with electricity. Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashes a light bulb. Great work, that accomplished nothing. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Solar Light | Let there be light! This light is charged via sunlight, so let's pray tomorrow is sunny. Unreliable, but helpful. Praise the light for {{xp}} XP! | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} shines a Solar Light upon the unwashed masses. Praise the light! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Toolkit | Can be used to repair items to working order. Most broken items need a toolkit to repair. Fix something up for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *CLANG!* {{displayName}} fixed up some random stuff! "Seems to be in working order now." | ✔ | ✖ | |
Broken Kar Rifle | The bolt's all screwed up, wood's chewed to shit, trigger's missing.. Makes a nice table leg! Throw it at a vampire for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws a Broken Kar Rifle at an approaching vampire, hurting it's elbow really bad! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Scowfield Revolver | A cowboy staple. The whole cylinder pops out when you fold the barrel down, allowing for speed-loads. Accurate at short range. Loud as hell. Blow a fuckers head off for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} fires a Scowfield dead center into a vampire's head, blowing putrid grey brains everywhere. Deadeye! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Broken Scowfield Revolver | The cylinder is completely missing, the grip's MIA too. This thing ain't firing. Useful as a paperweight for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sets a Broken Scowfield Revolver on a stack of important cowboy/vampire documents, allowing them to turn their desk fan on without blowing them all on the floor! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Broken Terminator Shotgun | The innards are all messed up, rounds won't feed. Barrel is bent to hell too. This would make a good door handle to a saloon or something. Show it off for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} shows off their broken shotgun to a group of unimpressed bounty hunters.. "Heh, that's NOT impressive at all!" | ✖ | ✖ | |
Metal Wire | Short spool of wire, more useful for traps than tech. Electricity is hard to come by, but people who need tripping are in a surplus, ranger. Junk item. Hang something up with it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} hangs up a nice painting with a link of wire. Looks level too. They're so crafty! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Empty Zipp Can | "Zipp is the only post-grid brain drink!" thanks to the tireless work of Soda Man. Too bad he doesn't offer "ME-1SILVER" for recycling, cause these worthless cans line all the trails. Can be rigged as a noise trap. Crush it up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | Chug, chug, chug! {{displayName}} crushes an empty Zipp can on their head! So refreshing! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Noise Trap | Simple contraption made of wire and Zipp cans. When disturbed, the wire will shake and clang the cans, alerting nearby survivors of perimeter activity. Become alert for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *Clink Clink* {{displayName}} cocks their shotgun. "We've got company.." | ✔ | ✖ | |
Spear | If you can keep the enemy back, the spear is hard to beat. Great at impaling, no slashing ability. The phalanx was undefeated for a reason. Stab the shit out of a vampire for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} stabs a rabid vampire from a car length's distance using a Spear. Kebab'd! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Shortsword | Great at nothing, decent at everything. Many folk keep a shortsword holstered, even if they have a firearm. A shortsword's versatility is hard to beat, affordable too. Swipe it at somebody's head for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *SWOOSH* {{displayName}} swipes the hat off of a drunkard in town, letting him know they're not to be fooled with. "Stop bullying me, or I'll kill you!" | ✔ | ✖ | |
Longsword | Heavy & hard to master, used by the best trained & most effective battlers. If spotted on the back of a lone wanderer, maybe don't try to rob him. Slice some fruit for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} chops a watermelon in half, then slices a peach in two with ease. High score! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Wooden Bow | Silent, deadly. Unfortunately hard to use. Practice makes perfect-- learning the tension, wind and trajectory takes time. To ensure a kill, fire bows in a barrage with other allies to make sure one of your arrows hits. Shoot it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *WOOSH* {{displayName}} shoots a vampire right in the knee, nice shot! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Cover Wall | A pallet wrapped in canvas, solid yellow. Deflects rounds, obscures enemy's vision. When rounds start flying in, run for cover for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} slides into cover and racks their rifle.. "3.. 2.. 1.. Peek him!" | ✔ | ✖ | |
Wooden Plank | The backbone of all builds-- add some canvas to build cover walls, or try slapping some paint on to create a little buddy. Fortify your fortress with it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *TACK TACK TACK* Fixed! {{displayName}} fortified their fortress, covering a gap using a Wooden Plank. Wowie! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Claw Hammer | Tool. Can be used to break, repair or build items. When used against vampire skulls it can only break the skull- you can not repair a caved in vampire skull with a hammer. Use on a vampire for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | Clean shot! {{displayName}} drives a nail into a vampire's head as it screams and squirms in pain. Handy! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Paint Can | Can of paint. DON'T DRINK, PLEASE! This paint + primer combo dries quick, but makes a mess. Wear something you don't mind getting messy. Discover your inner artist for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} slings a bucket of paint onto their converse hi-tops. Looking down at their silly bands & Stephanie Meyers book, they realize that they are MUCH different than the other vampires. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Bounty Poster | Someone's been a bad boy. Printed on the poster is the face of a familiar miscreant, a hefty reward is offered for their capture. Combine with a weapon to slay this criminal. Take him in alive for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tosses a battered thief into the town square, waving the bounty poster at the sheriff. Bounty Claimed! "Damn. He got him alive." | ✖ | ✖ | |
Gemstones | A handful of various gemstones, rare and valuable. Sell to the trader for a hefty token prize. Where did you find these? Flaunt your wealth for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} dumps a coin purse out on the poker table, gold coins and gemstones scatter. Ten hot vampire girls start blowing them INSTANTLY. They're rich! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Locked Safe | Heavy safe, locked up tight. Surely there's a way to open this up.. Could always sell it to someone that knows how to get inside.. or blow it right open and keep the loot. Try cracking it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} spins the dial on the Locked Safe endlessly, listening for a click. GAH! No luck, "Let's just sell it off!" | ✖ | ✖ | |
Duke's Bike | This bike eats trails. Fast, mean, green. When you hear the engine spinning you know he's coming. With The Duke, you hear him before you see him. Take it for a spin for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *REE-REEE!* {{displayName}} chews ass down the Main Street trail on the Duke's Bike, but suddenly crashes, wrapping their body around a birch tree and snapping their neck! Paralyzed for life! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Scrap Metal | Small pile of metal scraps- rivets, screws, door handles; a bunch of heavy junk. Can be fashioned into something useful. Throw it at vampires for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws a handful of metal scraps at an advancing vampire. Ouch! Ouchies! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Survivor's Note | "If you find this it for shure means thay got me. I'm defend this spot till I die, and if me gets killed and turn into vampire I'm be one of the good ones. REMBER ME!" Rip this nonsense up for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} rips up a gay little Survivor's Note and laughs at the LOSER who wrote it! Writing is STUPID! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shark's Note | "Don't see how running guard for po-dunk Schitty will end up in promotion to Megalodon. What, 5 more years? I think I'm getting stupider. It's the water." Tattle on the ingrate who wrote this for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} brings a spiteful Shark's Note to the commanding guard at the Schitty gate. "Who wrote this? Ungrateful." | ✖ | ✖ | |
Vampire's Note | "ACVICTUS! ASMON! GET EAT BYGONE, BYGONE SAY THEE! ATIIVIS, SARG; AND HARKON THEE TO ES.. SHARG, JAAG, AND MIRC TRES EN VIRTUS!" Crumple this up and toss it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} crumples up a Vampire's Note and tosses it aside. "Bunch of bullshit. Vampires are retarded!" | ✖ | ✖ | |
Blue Graverose | Blue rose that mysteriously rises from the dirt around grave sites, no record in the outdated flora books. Witches often harvest these at night. Frowned upon. Pick the petals and make a wish for {{xp}} | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} picks the petals of the Blue Graverose, making a wish... (They wish that he'd f*cking notice them, but he doesn't like plus-sized vampire girls.. Unfair..) | ✖ | ✖ | |
Red Bloodfern | Bloodferns can be harvested in The Downs, sprouting near vampire nests. These shrubby dry ferns possess healing properties if brewed correctly. Sooth your wounds with it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | CHOMP! {{displayName}} chews on the Red Bloodfern, instantly stopping their toothache. It would do much more if brewed, but good enough for now! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Invisibility Potion | Light blue color. When consumed, the player is invisible for a few minutes- but they must repeatedly say "I'M INVISIBLE I'M INVISIBLE!" or risk FailRP infractions. Quaff it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *GULPGULP* {{displayName}} is now invisible! They sneak into the women's outhouse and scream "I'M INVISIBLE!" | ✔ | ✖ | |
Divine Blessing | An unnatural force falls upon you, lifting your curses and washing your soul with peace. You may rest easy now, the scags in The Downs may let you breathe. Lift your curse for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}}'s curse is lifted, their lungs fill with fresh air. Production just told them they can stop hopping around on one leg. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Kolt Revolver | Single action classic cowboy revolver- used by lawmen and troublemakers alike. Single action, so must be cocked before each shot. May be 'fanned' to fire rapidly. It's worth practicing, so do that for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | POP-POP-POP! {{displayName}} fans off three deadeye .45 hotshots into the putrid skulls of the advancing dead.. Smoked! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Broken Kolt Revolver | This six shooter is currently out of commission. Apply a toolkit or some spare parts to get it spinning again. Alternatively, sell it to a junker for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tosses a Broken Kolt Revolver over the trader's counter- a few spare coins fly back. Good enough.. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cooked Meat | This greasy little morsel of cooked meat has been seared to perfection on an open flame. For some reason, it tastes better when you cook it yourself. Snarf it up for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} snarfs up a greasy morsel of Cooked Meat! Yummy! 😋 | ✔ | ✖ | |
Knight Lynch | Sir Christopher Lynch of Cranston, at your service sire. By his mighty white blade, many a foul creature hath been slain. Set him free for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | Huzzah! {{displayName}} has released Sir Lynch back into this realm! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Gun-Turret | Makeshift autoturret gun-rig. Deploy in contested areas. Fires on enemies automatically-- so long as your targeting parameters are well written. Deploy for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tosses their gun-turret down during the deep fog of war. Run for cover and pray it doesn't consider your fit too emo. VAMPIRE SPOTTED! BANG BANG BANG! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Fortified Base | This'll get you through the night.. A defensible vampire bulwark, a coven to rest your eyes. You'll hear them coming, but it's up to you to defend it. Hunker down for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} suddenly feels well rested, and they suddenly have more XP! Must be the luxury of their Fortified Base! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Vampire Mask | Steel mesh, grated to cover the infection riddled snout of the undead. Someone maimed these vampires- forcing them into hand-to-hand combat. They'd bite if they could. Equip for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} bolts the vampire mask to their face- it's hard to see through the metal grate but they feel ready to attack. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Vampire Tunic | The classic vampire getup- a leather fastened BDSM goth-daddy filth slave fishnet tee bought from an authentic PVD gothcore underground fetish daddy thrift shop... Put it on and dance for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} can barely breathe, but they look SOOO sexy! Yeah! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Vampire Disguise | You're putrid enough to blend in- you've donned the full attire of the undead army (smeared rotten food all over yourself for good measure). Copy the gait and you can sneak right into The Downs. Dress up for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} waltzes behind enemy lines- the wicked are none the wiser to their dastardly plans. Easy. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Fireball | Red bean bag. If thrown at an NPC, they will have to act like they're burning alive. If someone doesn't pretend to put them out, they'll have to pretend to die. Cast for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} casts a fireball at an enemy, critical hit! They're rolling around on the ground like a fricken' IDIOT! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Iceball | Blue bean bag. When thrown at an enemy, they will freeze up and make ice cracking sounds with their mouth. Effected enemies dethaw in 30 seconds. Cast for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} freezes an advancing vampire in place and taunts them inches from their face. They're epic! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Scroll of Poop Your Pants | Scrolls must be uttered aloud and ripped on POV cams. This scroll causes all surrounding creatures to poop their pants. Cast for an impressive {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | Everyone around {{displayName}} starts farting and grabbing their trousers. "Oh! Oh my god! I just shit- I just shit myself!" | ✖ | ✖ | |
Scroll of Freeze Time | Scrolls must be uttered aloud and ripped on POV cams. This scroll pauses all NPCs in their tracks, allowing flanks, escapes, and theft of rare items. Some NPCs are unaffected, but may pretend to freeze, beware. Cast for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | "FREEZE!" Everyone stops in their tracks around {{displayName}}, as time comes to a halt. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Scroll of Deep Confusion | Scrolls must be uttered aloud and ripped on POV cams. This scroll affects one NPC- deeply fogging their memory and understanding of the present moment. Leaves the target in a vulnerable state. Cast for a hearty {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} rips their Scroll of Deep Confusion and utter it's magical phrase, the vendor's mind goes blank. He forgot that {{displayName}} called him mean names and is no longer charging them 15 silver per cig. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Epic Box of Scrolls | Ancient stash of powerful scrolls-- a witch's prized collection. The right vendor will pay good for such a curated box, some of these scrolls haven't been uttered for centuries. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | You rife through the collection of scrolls.. you're gonna be rich. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Scroll of Epic Explosion | Scrolls must be uttered aloud and ripped on POV cams. This scroll casts a megaton boom-bomb, blowing enemies away. They ragdoll. Cast for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | BOOM! {{displayName}} rips the Scroll of Epic Explosion, causing a freaking awesome explosion to blast everything to bits!!! This is far more effective than an $8 amazon airsoft grenade! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Scroll of Friggen Forcefield | Scrolls must be uttered aloud and ripped on POV cams. This scroll deploys a magical protective barrier that your enemies cannot cross. Cast protective magic for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | "Friggen forcefield!" {{displayName}} is now invulnerable for the next 60 seconds. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Wizard Lynch | An ancient wizard of much renown. His terrifyingly large mana-aura is so dense it fills you with awe, he is truly a mage of the highest order. Perhaps you could trade with him for various arcane spells? Release him for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | Twinkle! Zap! Fizz! Boom! {{displayName}} unleashes an insane and powerful Wizard Lynch into the Fishtank, who promptly begins transmogrifying everyone into random objects! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Tactical Bunker | Patrolling the Gulch almost makes you wish for a Blood Moon. That's why you set up this fortified encampment with all available amenities. Now, those blood suckers have to come to you. Life in the pillbox ain't easy, but it's life. Defend your new forever home for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} mows down an entire horde of vampires from their Tactical Bunker! They didn't stand a chance!!! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Vampire Chris Lynch | Chris, don't bite me! Please! Stop! Chris, no! I don't want to be a vampire! Destroy him for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sadly must exterminate Vampire Chris Lynch- they love Chris Lynch but he gave them no choice. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Glue | Extreme 'gorilla ape' brand. Sticky, sweet to the taste. Sticks items to other items- useful for repairs. Apply to your open wound for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | GULP! {{displayName}} chugs down a bunch of glue and starts to feel hella trippy. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Broken Nagant Revolver | With some TLC all seven chambers of this revolver may fire again. Apply glue or a toolkit to get it spinning. Scrap for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} shoves the barrel of their Broken Nagant Revolver under the door, propping it open. Cool air! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Soda Pop | The only carbonated soda that still exists hails from one place- soda man's tent. Delicious, sharp flavor. Sassafras. Cane Sugar. BUURRP for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | BURRRP! BUUUURP! BELCH, BUR-BURRP! Yummy! {{displayName}} just drank a yummy Soda Pop!!! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Indulgent Feast | An assortment of fine foods- chips, soda, candy, beef jerky. Kings eat good, it's their responsibility to indulge in the finer treats. Indulge for a whopping {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} chokes down an entire Indulgent Feast, and suddenly wants to vomit. That's proof they just ate good! Well done! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Anvil | Heavy block of hardened steel, used to hammer and shape out weapons, tools, metal parts. Makes an oddly satisfying noise when struck with a claw hammer. Bang on it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | CLANG, CLANG, CLANG! {{displayName}} bangs on an anvil! "Nice, sharp as hell. This'll pierce quite well!" | ✖ | ✖ | |
Wooden Cross | Painted white long ago, chipping away with time. You feel a warmth when you gaze upon it. Stuns vampires with God's mighty power. Pray for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} holds a Wooden Cross and starts to pray... "God, give me the strength to extinguish this undead scourge from your lands. I am your soldier and strongest believer, empower me to fight for your glory O' Holy God.. Amen." | ✔ | ✖ | |
Holy Water | Blessed water, infused with God's power. Vampires HATE God because they are atheists and gay, so Holy Water burns them and their skin really bad. Spritz on some vampires for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | "HOLY WATER! HOLY WATER" {{displayName}} spritzes a horde of vampires with their Holy Water! The vampires flee screaming in fear. "Die, you fuckers." | ✔ | ✖ | |
Arms Shipment | Crate full of expensive airsoft guns from evike.com, plenty of shells and Li-Po batteries to fuel your war campaign. Break it open and arm up for a whopping {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tosses AKs, ARs, shotguns and grenades to all their buddies. It's time to raise hell. "Fire!" | ✔ | ✖ | |
Empty Potion Bottle | A used and discarded potion bottle, with only a couple of drops and the faintest aroma of magical elixir held within. It would be easy to brew up another potion using this bottle. Lick up the last remaining drops of potion left for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tries their hardest to lick the last drops out of their Empty Potion Bottle, but to no avail! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Electric Spear | Stabs and shocks simultaneously. Battery drains quickly but is highly lethal-- especially if you poke and prod your target several times. Heavy. May start fires. Impale for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | BZZT! The wound cauterizes as soon as {{displayName}} pulls the spear out of the vampire's chest. They should probably poke him again, just to make sure. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Poison Sword | An evil concoction has made this blade dreadful. A slash usually slays, but to the lucky few that survive the first swipe, sepsis follows closely. Sweep and slash for a staggering {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} can hear the crackle and pop of the putrid noxious acid that lines their blade. "I am terrible for this..." | ✔ | ✖ | |
Noxious Poison | Poison-craft is frowned upon by commoners, but to the witches and scoundrels that hide in Schitty's outskirts-- an edge is an edge. Brewed from putrid sources. Administer for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} splashes a glop of noxious poison into their enemy's mead. "Be merry! Be drunk! You fall tonight, sire!" | ✔ | ✖ | |
Alcohol Delivery | Deliver a shot to to loosen them up! | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | GLUGGLUGGLUG! Thanks audience! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Lil Maejok | Lil Maejok, the doll. The creepy, creepy doll. The doll. Doll. Play with him for {{xp}} XP! | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} played around with Lil Maejok! You can practically feel the malevolent soul radiating out of this strange bauble. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Participation Trophy | This intangible Non-Fungible Fishtank Trophy (NFFT) acts as a certificate of authenticity verifying that you, [USERNAME HERE], were able to fulfill your dreams and enter The Fishtank. We hope it was everything you imagined! We enjoyed your stay on the show and hope you did too. We wish you everlasting happiness & prosperity in your future... Thank you!!! - Fishtank Staff | EPIC | ✖ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} shows off their genuine Participation Trophy! Wow! I can't believe it's the real {{displayName}} from Fishtank! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Reddit Fedora | This fedora lets you channel the darkness inside and helps you remember that we're all just atoms and math and nothing matters and love is just a chemical and that science rules and is fucking EPIC. Wear it and do the epic Reddit dance for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on their Reddit Fedora and does the epic Reddit dance! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Alcohol Delivery | Deliver a shot to to loosen them up! | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | GLUGGLUGGLUG! Thanks audience! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Simon Says | Simon Say... stand on one leg. Simon say... do turn around three time. Simon say... Put yo hand on yo head and rub yo belly. Simon say... do this game for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} plays a riveting game of Simon Says. They get a little bit farther than before! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Blast the Horn | Send in the horn. HOOONK HOOOOOOOOOOONK! | RARE | ✖ | FISHTOY | undefined | ✖ | ✖ | |
Bubble Time! | Yay!!!! Its BUBBLE TIME!!! Fill the air with soapy bubbles. | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | undefined | ✖ | ✖ | |
Send a Rose | Staff will deliver a beautiful rose to a bitch of your choosing, flatter her! | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | How romantic! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Plushie Delivery | Computer's got a new trick! It’ll surprise your chosen star with a mood-boosting gift! (No shout-out included) | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | Computer sent a gift! Thank you Computer 🙂 | ✖ | ✖ | |
Ball Pile | A pile of multicolored balls. For some reason, holding them in your hand fills you with a sense of awesome-sauceness. Hawk tuah on that thang for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws a ball into the Fishtank! AAAAWWWWEEEE YEAH!!! HAWK TUAH ON THAT THANG!!! AWESOME SAUCE!!! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Dave's Hat | This hat once belonged to a man of extraordinary aura. Now it belongs to you. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on Dave's Hat! Damn, what a cool dude. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Fake Poop | A nasty log of soggy paper towel roll, twisted into the form of a foul turd. Place it on a dumb bitch's head for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} places a log of Fake Poop on a dumb bitch's head! Get pranked bitch!!! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Bubble Blaster | This firearm is designed to launch high-powered bubbles filled with positive energy. Do an epic a double bubble blast for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sprays bubbles everywhere!!! DOUBLE BUBBLE BLAST!!! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Wood Chips | A pile of dusty wood chips. Having these in your inventory is making your pocket itchy. Roll around in it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} starts rolling around in a pile of wood chips like a cute hamster. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Cat Ears | These cosplay cat ears are usually purchased and worn by e-thots and gay guys. I wonder which one you are? Probably a gay guy. Wear them for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on a pair of cute Cat Ears and starts prancing around like a gay guy. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Star Power Crown | This crown radiates true omega-chad energy. Infused with the power of 1000 high-school bullies, wearing it will allow you to utterly mog any retard in your path to dust. Show off your star power for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on their Star Power Crown! {{displayName}} is mogging EVERYONE in chat right now!!! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Wilted Rose | This once fragrant and lively rose has been reduced to a wilted rotting mess from neglect. Somehow, you feel like this symbolizes the transient nature of love or something. You like watching Rick & Morty. Stare at it longingly for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} stares longingly at a Wilted Rose... Who hurt them? | ✖ | ✔ | |
Bitch Lynch | The baddest bitch in Cranston. Wait until you see her BWB (Big White Boobies). Release her for {{xp}} XP | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} just released Bitch Lynch into the Bitchtank! YAAASSS!!! Slay, queen! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Kitty Lynch | Chris Lynch from an alternate universe where everyone is a gay furry. Normally we would let you release him, but I think we're all better off if you don't. Destroy him for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws Kitty Lynch directly into an incinerator! Nyaaaah!!! *dies* You meanie!~ UwU | ✔ | ✖ | |
Honk The Horn | Honk the horn! With a single press, blast a loud honk through the entire house! | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | Honked! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Spool Of Cable | About 250 ft of ethernet cable, half of which has already been threaded through the walls. Unspool the rest of it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} unspools some cable and gets tangled in the wire. Help!!! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Glue Bottle | Not quite the strongest, but hey, it works in a pinch. Give it a sniff for {{xp}}XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} takes a big whiff of glue. For a moment, the world is a better place. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Dirty Mattress | It's numerous stains tell stories of slumbering Fish long past. It smells like feet. Take a nap for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} passes out on a Dirty Mattress. Gross. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Vintage Rug | It smells dusty and has some suspicious stains. Did somebody put out a cigar on this? Still, it adds character. Unroll it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} unrolls a Vintage Rug. Might be old enough to be worth something, but then again, probably not. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Antique Chair | A little old and wobbly, but full of character. It might even be mahogany. Sit in it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} takes a seat in an Antique Chair. It immediately turns to splinters under the weight of their massive girth. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Treadmill | Give your legs a reason to hate you with some cardio. Or just pretend you’re going somewhere. Run on it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} is running but getting nowhere fast. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Bed | This comfy bed is surely a sight for sore eyes. The frame has seen better days, but the mattress still has a good spring to it. Jump on it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} jumps up and down on the bed like a child, without a care in the world! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Antique Globe | An antique globe so old it features countries that no longer exist. Spin it for {{xp}}XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} goes on a mental vacation to somewhere far, far away. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Bunk Bed | Top or bottom? In prison, they say the top makes you the bitch. Sleep with close company for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} climbs into a bunk, hoping their roommate doesn’t snore. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Faux Greenery | It’s plastic, it’s green, and it’ll never die. Add a little feng shui to the place for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} gay'd up the place with a touch of Faux Greenery. Fancy! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Flamingo | This rouge lawn ornament gives the room some attitude. Fun fact: Flamingos are pink because of the shrimp they eat. Also, pink is a gay color, which makes it the gayest bird. Stare at it for {{xp}} XP.\r\n | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} locks eyes with the Flamingo. They feel like it knows too much... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Ceiling Microphone | Testing, testing... House audio just got an upgrade (finally). Got secrets? This mic's catching every whisper. Scream into it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} screams into the ceiling mic. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Security Camera | Smile, you’re on camera! 🙂 It sees all, even when you think no one’s looking. Wave for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} is being watched... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Antique Grandfather Clock | It stands tall and its pendulum swings back and forth, but it's time is always wrong. Wind it up for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock {{displayName}} winds up the Grandfather Clock. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Ceiling Fan | Hit the switch, and round and round it goes. Turn it on for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} gets dizzy staring at the ceiling fan. | ✖ | ✔ | |
PTZ Camera | It points, it tilts, it zooms, but what is it really watching... You much? Move it around for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} points, {{displayName}} tilts, {{displayName}} zooms. {{displayName}} sees everything. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Lawn Turf | It’s like a backyard, but indoors. The closest thing to nature you can get without leaving the house. Relax on it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sits on the fake grass, pretending the indoors are outdoors. It’s almost convincing. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Soiled Maejok | A Lil Maejok that was sent to a fan. Oh god... what did they do to Lil Maejok? Destroy it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} burns their Soiled Maejok! You can practically smell it from here... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Vacuum Cleaner | This vacuum cleaner has seen its fair share of dust, dirt, and whatever else the house has tracked in. Clean up the mess for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sneaks the vacuum into another room and gets a little too friendly with the suction hose. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Broken Vacuum | This broken vacuum cleaner’s seen better days. The bag’s missing, the pipe’s cracked, and it smells like something’s fermenting inside. Chuck it out for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} turns on a broken vacuum and it spits dust everywhere. Great job, genius. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Broken Glass | Sharp, shiny, and a total hazard. Sweep it up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tries to pick up the broken glass but accidentally cuts themselves. They’re bleeding everywhere. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Broken Porcelain | Once elegant, now just dangerous shards. Sweep it up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} grabs a shard of broken porcelain. Damn, that's sharp! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Porcelain Trinket | A delicate and ornate little guy, perfect for cluttering a shelf and gathering dust. Place it for {{xp}} XP | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} gently places a porcelain trinket on the shelf. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Wall Speaker | Bolted to the wall and ready to blast your TTS and sound effects. Send a message for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sends a TTS: "JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ" | ✖ | ✔ | |
Designated Smoking Sign | This sign delineates the line between smoker territory and non-smoker wildlands. If you wanna smoke, ya gotta do it here. Them's the rules. Put it up and smoke for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} lights up a cigarette in the Designated Smoking Area. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shuffleboard | A classic game of skill and finesse. Slide to victory for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} challenges the house to a showdown, ready to show the house who’s a shuffleboard BEAST. Game on!! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Red Shuffleboard Puck | This puck has seen some intense games in the lounge. Slide it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} slides the puck with too much power and it shoots right off the board. Oops, better luck next time! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Blue Shuffleboard Puck | This puck has seen some intense games in the lounge. Slide it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} slides the puck with finesse and it schlops just right into the correct spot! Nice shot! | ✖ | ✔ | |
LED Remote | Wow, there's a button for every color and a bunch of modes! Set it to strobe and start a dance party for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} hits strobe mode and has a seizure. Somebody help him! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Red Carpet | A red carpet that leads to the penthouse, walk down it and feel like a star for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} struts down the red carpet feeling the ‘main character energy’. What a star! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Chandelier | An electric chandelier ready to light up the room in style. Turn it on for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} swings like a monkey from the Chandelier. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Stick Man Statue | Says more than words ever could. Pose it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} observes the stick man statue… he could swear he saw it move on its own… Weird. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Artisan Glass Bottle | It’s empty now, but the scent of its former contents lingers, it held something potent. Sniff for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} drops the glass bottle on the ground and it shatters into a million little pieces. Dangerous! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Get Famous Poster | A motivational poster with some simple advice, Stay Inside, Get Famous. Stare at it long enough, and you might just believe it. Get inspired for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} looks at the poster and feels inspired. It's time to Get Famous. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Famous House Sign | The iconic LED Sign for the new hit reality TV show "Famous House". Light it up for {{xp}} XP | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} turns on the LED sign and lights up the entire room! Wow so bright!! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Fogger | Computer will try to download a cigarette and malfunction. | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | Uh oh, Computer is smoking! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Jack-O-Lantern | This pumpkin has a spooky scary face carved into it. It fills you with a sense of dread and foreboding. Admire the craftsmanship for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws a Jack-O-Lantern across the room. It smashes into a million gooey orange pieces! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Pumpkin | This cute little winter squash will make for an excellent seasonal decoration. For some reason, you feel the inexplicable urge to smash it. Stomp on it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} lands a devastating kick on their pumpkin! Orange goo and seeds go flying!!! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Pack of Smokes To Yard | Production will deliver a pack of smokes to the yard. | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | Get em' started. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Air Mattress | An inflatable air mattress, so nobody has to sleep on the couch (except those who choose to). Lay down with a friend and do some pillow talk for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} cuddles on the Air Mattress with their best buddy for some chill pillow talk. How wholesome! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Whistle | One blow on this sucker and you've got the whole tank at your attention. Useful for defusing arguments, or distracting everybody in a pinch. Give it a blow for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} blows their whistle! The shrill noise hurts your ears!!! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Smoke Machine | A smoke machine, operated by the Famous House's advanced artificial intelligence. Perfect for dance contests, spooky stories, or tense and dramatic moments. Operate it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} fills the room with smoke! You can't see shit anymore!!! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Smoke Detector | This smoke detector keeps the contestants safe from dangerous inhalants and burning flames. Make sure you change the batteries. Let it chirp for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} forgets to change the batteries in their smoke detector. *CHIRP* | ✖ | ✔ | |
Activated Smoke Detector | This smoke detector has a fresh pair of batteries inside it. Nicely done! Expose it to noxious fumes for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sets off the Smoke Detector!!! *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* | ✖ | ✖ | |
Box Fan | A black box fan, used to distribute cool air throughout a room. Carefully disassemble it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *SMASH* {{displayName}} puts their foot right through a box fan! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Lube | A bottle of water-soluble lubricant. Cover something in this slick substance to make it nice and slippery. Can be used for business or pleasure. Squirt a little into your hand for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} squirts some lube into their hand! They must be about to take a power nap. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Skateboard | This wooden board has plastic wheels attached to the bottom. For some reason, it fills you with the inexplicable urge to start shredding gnarly style. Do an ollie for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} does a kickflip and an ollie! That was freaking bad-ass. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Locked Diary | A locked diary, full of somebody's intimate thoughts and feelings. It would be a massive breach of privacy to read it, which is why it's locked. Luckily, you know the combination. Invade their privacy for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} cracks open the lock on a diary and starts reading all of the juicy details inside! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Rainstick | A long hollow tube that makes the sound of rain when you flip it over. It has mystical soothing effects on all listeners. Make it rain for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} makes it rain! Thank you, ancestors. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Frozen Fish | This frozen fish is slowly thawing in your inventory and smelling it up BAD. Hold on to it tight for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} holds on to a frozen fish with a death grip! They're not letting go. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Fancy Watch | This fancy red watch went missing and somehow ended up in your inventory. I guess it's yours now. Show it off for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} shows off their fancy watch. They must be loaded! | ✖ | ✔ | |
Forced Scene | Drags two contestants into a scene with zero say. Production picks the plot. | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | and... ACTION! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Forced Confessional | You choose a contestant to face the confessional. | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | Confessional time. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Bed Snatcher | Production will remove a contestants bed for the night. | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | They will be sleeping on the floor! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cuffed Together | Two contestants are handcuffed together for an hour. | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | Cuffed up! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Forced Ad Read | The contestant will be forced to perform an ad read. Zipp it up! | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | Zipp it up! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Gay Porn for Connor | Gay Porn for Connor | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | Connor is being sent some gay shit! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Spray Bottle | You love whisper tax, now tax anyone anytime for anything! | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | Get taxed! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Toy Delivery | Staff will deliver a stim toy to a contestant of your choice | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | Toy Delivery used | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shut Up! | Shut them up! A silence bag will be placed over the contestant of your choices head. | PURCHASE | ✖ | FISHTOY | Shut them up! | ✖ | ✖ | |
By LEXX | Last Updated: Nov 19, 2024 @ 7:29pm CST |