Items
Fishtank Items
Name | Icon | Description | Rarity | Consumable | Type | Used Text | Craftable | Drops Randomly |
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USA Headgear | A patriotic helmet used for limited-sight pencak silat training. It smells like sweat and mustard. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} wears their pencak silat training USA Headgear! They must now address everyone as 'Sensei'. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Bowl of Piss | This stinky piss bowl has been sitting in the open air for months... nobody wanted to touch it. Boil it away for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} boiled a stinky bowl of piss! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Dirty Harmonica | A dirty harmonica that's been sitting outside for months. It seems strangely sad, but you don't feel bad for some reason. Play it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} played a sad song on a dirty harmonica. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Red Beret | A red beret. When you put it on, you feel twice as empowered -- and entitled. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on a red beret. They feel twice as empowered -- and entitled. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Soiled Plushie | A plushie that was auctioned off to a fan. Oh god... what did they do to it? Burn it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} burnt a soiled plushie. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Drum Practice Pad | A practice pad meant for teaching proper drumming technique. It has a motivational looking lizard engraved into it. Play it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} practiced their drumming skills. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Expensive Shoes | A very expensive pair of shoes. If somebody gets them dirty, you have full permission to knock them out. Wear them for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on an expensive pair of shoes. If somebody gets them dirty, {{displayName}} has full permission to knock them out. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shredded Halo Novel | A shredded up copy of "Halo: The Fall of Reach". You wonder if the person reading it ever finished. Read it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} read "Halo: The Fall of Reach". | ✖ | ✖ | |
Riot Helmet | A helmet used in riot gear. For some reason it's making you kind of horny... Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on a riot helmet. For some reason, it's making you kind of horny. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Lightsword Toy | A light-sword toy made for children and sci-fi enthusiasts. Makes awesome noises when you swing it around. Play with it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} swings around a sci-fi lightsword toy. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Restraining Order | A restraining order demanding the recipient stay at least 200ft away from 'Barstool Sports Headquarters' at all times. Burn it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} pulled out a restraining order that read "recipient must stay at least 200ft away from 'Barstool Sports Headquarters' at all times", and lit it on fire. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Crack Pipe | A pipe used for smoking crack. Unfortunately, there are no crack rocks left. Smoke the residue for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} pulled out a pipe and smoked a bowl of medicinal crack. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Insulin Pump | A forehead mounted insulin pump, designed for diabetic veterans. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} mounted an insulin pump to their forehead. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Smashed Up Cabinet Door | This expensive kitchen cabinet door was used as advanced pencak silat training equipment. Punch it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} punched a very expensive kitchen cabinet door. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Fishtank Script | You always knew this entire thing was a set-up. Wow, you're never gonna believe what happens tomorrow. Read it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} read the Fishtank script. Wow, you're never gonna believe what happens tomorrow! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Hockey Mask | The dark eyeholes of this hockey mask seem to stare back at you. What does it want? Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on a hockey mask. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Ex-Girlfriend Photo | This photograph contains a lot of bad memories. You don't want to talk about it. Burn it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} stares at a photograph of their ex-girlfriend. They don't want to talk about it. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Ectoplasm | A strange substance left behind by a paranormal force. It's giving you an ominous feeling. Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} ate some ectoplasmic residue. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Ghost Detector | This advanced spirit sensor keeps beeping and hissing randomly. You feel a cold chill run up your spine. Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashed a small beeping and hissing ghost detector device. You feel a cold chill run up your spine. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Counterfeit Mondo | An illegitimate print of a Mondo Megabits trading card. Not tournament legal. Burn it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} shows off their illegitimate Mondo Megabits trading card. Not tournament legal. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Deed to the Fishtank | Wait-- how the hell did you find this? Give it back for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} returned the Deed to the Fishtank back to Jason Goldstriker. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Chunk of Drywall | The result of rough-housing and rule-breaking. Patch it up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} repaired a chunk of drywall in the Fishtank. Thanks, {{displayName}}. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Fucked Up Shit | You don't even wanna know... Seriously dude. Get rid of it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} got rid of some fucked up shit... You don't even wanna know... seriously dude. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Crumpled Up Fishbuck | No longer valid for prize money. You aren't even a contestant anyways. Recycle it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} recycled a crumpled up Fishbuck. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Rotten Hot Dog | A rotten and smelly hot dog, covered in mold. It doesn't seem cooked all the way through. Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} ate a rotten hotdog. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Rotten Chicken Breast | A rotten chicken breast covered in mold. I guess somebody forgot they left it out. Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} ate a rotten uncooked chicken breast. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Smoke Detector Batteries | They won't be needing these. *beep* Throw them away for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} threw away the batteries for the smoke detector. *beep* | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cellular Phone | Contraband. Thankfully, it's out of the fish's hands now... and in yours. Keep it safe for them. Look through it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} is snooping through one of the Fish's cellphones. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Weed Vape | A weed vape loaded up with the user's favorite strain. This shit will get you fucked up-- for real. Take a hit for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} took a hit of a weed vape. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Crying Baby Doll | This crying baby doll has seen some seriously bad parenting. Shake it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} pulls out a crying baby doll and violently shakes it. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Royal Jelly | A jar of royal jelly, taken as a daily supplement. It smells bizarre. Eat a spoonful for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} ate a spoonful of Royal Jelly. It smells bizarre. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Chip's Lost Cigarette | Did you steal this? Why the fuck did you take his cigarette? He only has like three more-- give it back dude. Give it back for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} found and returned Chip's lost cigarette. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Workout Timer | This workout timer makes an extremely loud beeping noise every other minute. Meant for timing workout sets, and psychological torture. Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashed a workout timer. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Rice | A bowl of white rice and brown rice. Who's hungry for rice? Count the rice for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} counted all the grains of white rice. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Dirty Mask | A wrinkled up disposable mask that's been sitting inside a pair of pants for three years. Covered in lint and strange black fibers. Mask up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on a face mask that's been sitting in the pocket of their dirty pants for over three years. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Insane Manifesto | An insane manifesto that promises multiple acts of ideologically motivated violence. Can you guess who wrote it? Share it online for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} posted an insane manifesto to their online blog, promising multiple acts of ideologically motivated violence. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Love Letter | A love letter addressed to one of the Fish. Handle with care. Deliver it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sent a secret love letter to one of the Fish! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Soiled Makeup | Women's makeup that has been sitting inside of a port-o-potty. It was VERY expensive, trust me. Put it on for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put on some very expensive soiled women's makeup. It looks like it's been sitting inside of a port-o-potty for a year. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Whiffle Ball Bat | A whiffle ball bat. Great for practicing swings at people's head. Swing it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} swings around a whiffle ball bat. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Vinyl Figurine | A collectable vinyl figurine of a comic book character. The sight of it fills you with a deep loathing. Deep fry it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} deep fried their favorite vinyl figurine. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Empty Mustard Bottle | An empty mustard bottle with a dirty footprint on it. Trash it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} put an empty mustard bottle in the trash. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Boxing Glove | A boxing glove used in advanced martial arts training. It's covered in splinters. Lace it up for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} laced up their boxing gloves. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Gum Wad | A nasty huge wad of gum that's been sitting on somebody's desk. Chew it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} chews on some gum. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cutie Pie | A small, fuzzy and cute creature. It must have snuck into your inventory looking for a new home! It stares at you with adorably sad eyes. Kill it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} instantly crushes a cute 'lil critter into gorey pulp. Absolutely heartless. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Mystery Capsule | A mysterious prize capsule from a filthy gumball machine. You wonder what's inside... Crack it open for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} cracks open a mysterious prize capsule... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Smashed Monitor | A smashed security monitor. If you look deep enough into it, you can almost see something... Watch it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} stares deeply into a broken monitor like a freak. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Broken Camera | A broken security camera. When you stare into it, you feel the judgemental stares of thousands of eyes. Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashes a broken security camera into a million pieces. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Leftover Eggroll | A scrumptious little snack from a "TummyTeng USA!" box dinner. It's been left cooked in the air fryer overnight. A faint aroma of oriental seasoning and fryer gristle wafts from it. Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} snarfs down a leftover eggroll. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Babel Fish | Great Leap Forward - When use item, talk messages for next 20 minutes from clan people turn into a Chinese language. Very confuse and mysterious for enemy-- Like ancient Art of War. Use verbal smokescreen to your advantage. 永騰 | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Mirror Universe | Mildly inconvenience your enemies by encapsulating them in the Mirror Universe using this powerful Wartoy. The Fishtank website will be displayed flipped upside down for all users in the targeted clan. Lasts 15 minutes. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Color Blind | Personally? You don't see color-- and neither should they. The targeted clan will have their Fishtank.live experience stripped of all color and blurred for 15 minutes. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shrink Ray | Point this clever gizmo at an unwitting target and reduce their height using science. (It fucks up the discs in their spine.) The chat messages sent by the targeted clan will be in very small text for the next 20 minutes. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Three-fifths Compromise | You've found the true common denominator: hate. When activated, users in the targeted clan will have their votes in polls reduced to 3/5ths of their original token value. Lasts for 1 day. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Heroic Sacrifice | Removes all negative debuffs and effects on your clan, at the price of all your experience points and levels. Do you have what it takes to save your clan? Are you a real hero? | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Keyboard Fuckery | Honestly this one isn't much different from the normal chat anyways... Mixes up the keyboard characters for all users in the targeted clan. Lasts for 30 minutes. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Defacement | It's time to get the word out-- If they don't wanna join, then you'll bring the message straight to 'em! Deface the targeted clan's page with your own clan emblem. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Rubber Snake | A rubber snake toy for children. For some reason, it's all wet and stinky... Flush it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} flushes a rubber snake toy down the toilet, which begins to overflow! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Traumatized Poster | A framed poster, emblazoned with a giant number two. It's seen a lot, almost too much... Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashes a traumatized poster on the ground. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cancer Research Documents | A set of unpublished cancer research papers. You don't understand much of the language used, but it seems pretty important. Shred it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} shreds important cancer research documents! What a horrible person. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Doppelganger Didgeridoo | A magical flute, gifted to you by an aboriginal warlock. It has the power to summon a perfect doppelganger of any individual. Play a tune on it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} plays a magical tune on a Digeridoo | ✖ | ✖ | |
Robot Dog | An advanced robotic pet, designed to look like an adorable puppy. It dances and plays music, just for you! Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashes a toy robot dog, in the middle of its cute dance! How awful. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cowboy Hat | A cowboy hat left behind by a magical handyman. It grants the wearer the ability to walk among anyone virtually undetected, as well as the ability to make basic household repairs. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on a cowboy hat and starts fixing things. What a great guy! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Pack of Piranhas | These vicious carnivores will seek out precious experience points from another user in the targeted clan and share their bounty with you. Use caution-- they may just decide you're their next meal. (Effectiveness reduced if your clan has less than 10 members) | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Finge | Finge presents an exceptional once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to wine and dine with a contestant of your choice. Experience the thrill of a romantic, candle-lit dinner date night that breaks down the fourth wall, bringing you and the Fish closer than ever before. Get to know your preferred contestant in an intimate setting, enjoy engaging conversations, and savor a memorable meal together. This exclusive offering is not just about enjoying great food and ambiance, but also about connecting heart to heart. Upgrade your Fishtank experience with Finge - it's more than a meal, it's a moment to treasure. | COMMON | ✖ | BIGTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
FishBnB | FishBnB is the ultimate immersive Fishtank experience, allowing you to spend the night in the actual Fishtank house. Not only do you get to live a day in the life of the Fish, but you can totally indulge in the show's environment during a captivating 24-hour getaway. Grab the chance to explore all the nooks and crannies of the house, maybe even unravel some hidden secrets! | COMMON | ✖ | BIGTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Kamikaze Strike | Strike at beating heart of EVIL with all your might! Takes your total XP and deals TRIPLE amount of damage on a target clan, spread evenly across clan top 10 warriors. Resets your level to zero. 天皇陛下万歳!!! | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Sexy Assassin | Some people are just too dangerous to be left alive... that's where this badass sexy bitch comes in. Removes a targeted user from their clan, and with extreme prejudice. Targeted user will also not be able to join any clans for 3 days. Cannot target Clan Owners. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Special Military Operation | Enough is enough, they're not even human... they're animals! Bomb those FUCKERS (The Enemy Clan) back to the stone age. Randomly removes 1/5th of the users inside the targeted clan. Cannot remove owners. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Milkman Hat | A magical milkman hat that makes the wearer break into milk-related song and dance routines. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on a magical milkman hat and starts to sing and dance! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Fishtank DVD Box Set | An exclusive DVD boxset containing all of Fishtank Season 1 + Extra Footage & Behind The Scenes Content. You wont open it, because ruining the plastic seal would make it less valuable. Admire it instead for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} admires their exclusive Fishtank DVD Box Set. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Chris Lynch | The real Chris Lynch. How the hell did he end up in your inventory? Set him free for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} releases Chris Lynch back into the world. | ✖ | ✔ | |
Goat Droppings | A smelly piece of scat, excreted from a stinky little goat. It smells a bit like baked beans... Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} just ate a piece of goat poop! What the hell is wrong with them!? | ✖ | ✖ | |
Giant Novelty Check | A giant novelty check meant for the lucky winner of the Fishtank grand prize. Unfortunately for you, this one has already been cashed. Tear it up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tears up a giant novelty check! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Burnt Pizza | A crispy burnt piece of pizza. It looks like it's been perfectly charred on an open fire- it's a little cold now though. Eat it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} eats a piece of burnt pizza. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Spectral Orb | A mysterious orb of light that only appears during the night or in complete darkness. Strangely, it feels like it has a mind of it's own. Release it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} releases a Spectral Orb back into the fishtank! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Launch Key | A key for something... | COMMON | ✖ | NORMAL_ITEM | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Liquor Bottle | An opened bottle of liquor, to drown your sorrows away. Chug it down for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} chugs down a bottle of liquor, with no chaser. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Fan Mail | A genuinely nice piece of Fan Mail that you wrote from the bottom of your heart. Send it to us for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}}'s fan mail is promptly put into a shredder without being read by anybody! How sad... | ✔ | ✖ | |
Trash Heap | You completely fucked up crafting what you wanted, and now you're left with this garbage. You may as well throw it all over the place for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws their trash all over the place! What an asshole. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Bus Ticket | An unused bus ticket, good for a one-way trip anywhere in the tri-state area. Ride the bus home for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} was dropped off at the nearest bus station. Bye Bye, {{displayName}}!!! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Queso | This iconic plushie was once owned by a truly pure-hearted soul. Now, it's in your fucked up grubby little hands... Give it a 'lil snuggle for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} gives Queso a cute 'lil snuggle. Kind of gay, but whatever. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Electronic Scrap | A pile of electronic scrap and garbage parts. Maybe you can craft something else with this? Otherwise, throw it around everywhere for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws a pile of Electronic Scrap everywhere! What a waste of good copper wire. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Indian Food | This delicious quisine utilizes exotic flavors and spices in a truly unique way. Scoop some up and eat it with your hands for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} digs into some delicious Indian Food! Yummy! 😋 | ✔ | ✖ | |
Real Cancer Cure | Eureka-- You've done it! After years of research, you've finally managed to find The Real Cure for Cancer! Turns out, it's just holistic medicine... but nobody needs to know that. Cure cancer for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} has discovered a Real Cure for Cancer! What a hero! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Poop Cup | A smelly cup of slightly soft stool. The fragrent smell of poopie-farts fills your nose as you examine it. Plant it somewhere for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} stealthily dumps a Poop Cup out on the floor! It stinks like shit in here now! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Sketch Comedy Script | A script to some sort of hastily made comedy sketch. You flip through it, and it's pretty vile. Practice your lines for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tries to practice some lines from their Sketch Comedy Script. It's pretty gross... | ✔ | ✖ | |
Mondo Megabits Trading Card | A real, genuine, Mondo Megabits collectable digital trading card. Show it off for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} shows everyone their genuine super-rare Mondo Megabits trading card. I guess there really WAS crafting, in a way. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Pure Rot | A disgusting ball of pure rot! This putrid slimeball revolts you, why did you make it? I double dog dare you to eat it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} chokes down a disgusting ball of pure rot! Disgusting!!! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Motivational Poster | A framed poster that says "STAY INSIDE NO WEED" in bold lettering. Put it on display for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts their Motivational Poster on display. You feel less addicted to your vices. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Kickboxing Pads | A pair of Muay Thai kickboxing pads. Make sure you don't kick your sparring partner in the head. Train your high kick for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} trains their high kick using some Kickboxing Pads. Watch your head... | ✔ | ✖ | |
Weed Wacker | An extremely dangerous gardening tool. Doubles as a portable paper shredder. Fuck shit up with it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} starts fucking shit up with a weed wacker! Ah shit!!! | ✔ | ✖ | |
RC Car | A dope ass RC Car for you to play with. Do an epic trick with it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} does an epic trick with a dope ass RC Car! | ✔ | ✖ | |
TTS Token | A token redeemable for one text-to-speech message, delivered to the room of your choice. | COMMON | ✖ | SPECIAL | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
SFX Token | A token redeemable for one sound effect, delivered to the room of your choice. | COMMON | ✖ | SPECIAL | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Taco Salad | A delicious contest winning Taco Salad, made through team-work. Chow down on it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} chows down on a delicious Taco Salad! Scrum-diddly-umptious! 😋 | ✔ | ✖ | |
The Entity | A dark and mysterious force that lurks the Fishtank in the dead of night, searching for unsuspecting Fish to frighten. Summon it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | AAAHHHH, HOLY SHIT!!! {{displayName}} just summoned The Entity! I'm so fucking scared right now... | ✔ | ✖ | |
Duck Toy | A small chinese Duck Toy. This luxury entertainment system comes equipped with over five seconds of looping music. Watch it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} becomes entranced by a fascinating Duck Toy... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Fidget Spinner | A small toy for hyper-active children and child-like adults. It's kinda addicting though... Play with it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} does some stimming with their Fidget Spinner... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Chris's Shorts | A pair of extra large gray shorts. The elastic waistband has seen some serious punishment. Get naked and wave these around for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} runs around naked waving Chris's Shorts above their head! Scandalous! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Crying Baby Doll (Black) | An alternative baby doll for African-American families or single white mothers. Give it some loving care for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sings their Black Baby a gentle lullaby, and rocks it to sleep. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Prize Machine | A mysterious Prize Machine... What could be inside? Put a quarter in for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts a quarter in the Prize Machine... and gets some Free XP! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Karaoke Machine | Let your singing skills shine with this colorful Karaoke Machine! Sing your favorite song for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} starts singing their favorite song on a Karaoke Machine! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Fishtank Blu-ray Box Set | An very exclusive Blu-ray boxset containing all of Fishtank Season 1 + Extra Footage & Behind The Scenes Content, plus a scratch-n-sniff sticker. You wont open it, because ruining the plastic seal would make it as valuable as a DVD box set. Cuddle with it instead for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} cuddles with their very exclusive Fishtank Blu-Ray Box Set. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Can of Chili | A stinky can of smelly brown chili. It would be pretty funny to dump this all over somebody's stuff. Dump it all out for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} dumps out a Can of Chili everywhere! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Baby Chris Lynch | He's pretty fly, for a lil' guy. One day he will grow up to become Chris Lynch. Raise him right for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} takes care of his very own Baby Chris Lynch. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Black Chris Lynch | A version of Chris Lynch from an alternate universe where Chris Lynch is black. Interestingly, he still has a BWC. Release him for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} releases Black Chris Lynch into the world. Das' what I'm talkin bout! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Chinese Chris Lynch | A version of Chris Lynch from an alternate universe where Chris Lynch is chinese. Interestingly, he's even worse at reading than the regular Chris Lynch. Release him for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} releases Chinese Chris Lynch into the world. Watch out for his legendary "dàbái gōngjī"! | ✔ | ✖ | |
COVID Chris Lynch | A version of Chris Lynch from an alternate universe where they actually kept up with all that bullshit and everyones still wearing masks. Tell him to pull that mask up for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tells COVID Chris Lynch to pull his mask back up. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Cowboy Chris | Howdy there darlin', names Cowboy Chris. Quickest BWC slinger this side of Cranston. Release him for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} releases Cowboy Chris into the wild, wild Fishtank. YEEEHAAAWW!!! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Robo-Lynch | Chris Lynch is gone... but we rebuilt him. He's unstoppable now. Unleash him into the world for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} unleashes Robo-Lynch into the world! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Perfect Chris Lynch | The Perfect Chris Lynch, refined, flourishing. Almost completely indistinguishable from the regular Chris Lynch. Unleash him into the world for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} unleashes Perfect Chris Lynch into the world! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Dark Space Wizard Chris Lynch | A menace from an ancient order, waiting for the right time to strike. Complete your training for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} reveals they were an apprentice to the Dark Space Wizard Lynch all along! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Facetime with Damiel | Pick up the phone... YO, pick up the phone bruh. It's boring as fuck in here, so Chris Lynch gave Damiel your number and he's calling your ass. Answer the damn phone for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} starts Facetiming with Damiel. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Iconic Loot-Crate | The iconic Loot-Crate from Fishtank Live. You wonder what's inside? Open it up for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} opens the Season One Loot-Crate and finds some XP inside! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Lost Footage | Some loose SD cards you found wrapped in a subway sandwich wrapper and stuffed behind a couch. Return it to production for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} hands some SD cards off to a Shark for an XP reward! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Hostage Situation | If you can't get them to join by choice, you'll take them by force. Steal a member of your choice from the target clan, who becomes a 'Hostage' for 24 hours and cannot leave or join other clans. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cease Fire | The Blue Helmets at the UN say it's officially time to call a 'Time-Out' between The Good Guys (you) and The Enemy (them). Make your clan invulnerable to attacks from the target clan for 24 hours. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Christmas Present | A wrapped Christmas Present. You wonder what's inside? Unwrap it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} unwraps a Christmas Present and finds XP inside! Merry Christmas! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Black Santa | An inflatable non-traditional Santa Claus to decorate your house inclusively. Bop it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} gets spooked by Black Santa and bops it! It bounces right back! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Lump of Coal | A dusty lump of black coal. You must have been a very naughty child this year! Throw it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws a Lump of Coal and smashes a window! What a naughty child!!! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Santa Hat | A festive cap worn by a heavy-set jolly house invader. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} wears a Santa Hat! They're getting into the holiday spirit! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Zipp | A pack of nice, cool refreshing Zipp: Green Cherry Menthol. Contains nu-tropics. Bust into a can for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} cracks into a Zipp and takes a sip! Mmm... refreshing! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Cuban Muscle Crisis | A bag of Cuban Muscle Crisis grand dark roast. "For the wealthy athelete". Brew up a cup for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} brews themselves a cup of Cuban Muscle Crisis. It tastes delicious! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Grits | A bowl of nice tasty grits, for nourishing your hunger. Mix 'em up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} mixes up some tasty grits, just like how Momma made 'em in the swamp! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Squat Rack | A squat rack, for getting swole. Squat 285lbs parallel for for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} squats 285lbs parallel, making sure to curve their spine as much as possible! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Black Beanie | A black beanie. For some reason-- it exhudes confidence. Put it on for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on a Black Beanie. They feel like a totally different person! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Doggy Bowl | A Doggy Bowl for bad dogs! Drink out of it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} laps some water out of a Doggy Bowl... Good Dog! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shot of Liquor | A Shot of Liquor, for calming your nerves. Take it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} takes a shot of liquor. They feel like romping around the room! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Walkie Talkie | A Walkie Talkie, for communicating important information between production staff. Report something for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} reports something to production using their Walkie Talkie, over. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Stained Pillow | A pillow with some sort of disgusting stain on it. Clean it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} cleans up a stained pillow. What could have made it this dirty? | ✖ | ✖ | |
Metal Wood | A piece of plywood with metal embedded inside of it, presumably to trick innocent craftsmen. Drill into it for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tries to drill into a piece of wood, but is stopped by a piece of metal hidden inside! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Heat Nails | A set of specialty Heat Nails, for constructing basic furniture. Use carefully for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} carefully constructs furniture using specialty Heat Nails. They made sure to soak the wood first! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Toy Phone | A mysterious Toy Phone. You can hear a faint ringing coming from it somehow... Answer the call for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} answers the call on their Toy Phone. Sambo Sambo, Supreme Supreme! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Retarded Shelf | A truly disturbing monument to hubris. The group of people that constructed this must be profoundly retarded. Smash it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} smashes a shoddily constructed shelf. Whoever made it must be profoundly retarded. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Jocko Belt | A belt representing the highest level of physical prowess and personal courage. Wear it proudly for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} proudly wears the Jocko Belt! This user is a true monster-beast. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Kendama | A small japanese cup-ball game. Used to train dexterity and relax in stressful situations. Play with it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} plays around with an authentic japanese kendama. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Gas Station Sunglasses | A pair of cool sunglasses that signify that you're above it all. Wear them for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on a pair of cool looking sunglasses. Poor people seething rn. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Tip Jar | A tip jar used to show appreciation when above average service has been rendered. Toss in a chip for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tosses a chip into the Tip Jar! Thank you very much, sir. 🙂 | ✖ | ✖ | |
Code Lock | A mysterious lock that takes a four letter combination. What could it be hiding??? Try a few combinations for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} tries to figure out the combination to the Code Lock, but gives up after a few tries. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Folding Chair | A metal Folding Chair, easily deployable for group therapy sessions, or for destroying things. Sit on it backwards for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} sets up a folding chair and sits in it backwards... it's time for Group Therapy. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Judgin' Hat | A bright red hat, sown together from two other hats. It smells of cigars and swamp fumes. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on their Judgin' Hat! It's time to get down 'n dirty like we do in the Swamp! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Judgin' Boots | A pair of bright red boots. They look like they've been used to destroy various pieces of furniture with powerful kicks and stomps. Wear them for {{xp}} XP. | EPIC | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on their Judgin' Boots! They can kick harder than a gator's chomp now! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Yamulke | A customary head covering for Orthodox Jewish men used during prayer. There is nothing offensive about it whatsoever. Wear it for {{xp}} XP. | UNCOMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} puts on a Yamulke and starts to pray! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shield of Warding | A sheild inscribed with powerful memetic sigils, designed to ward off evil. Hang it up for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} hangs up their Shield of Warding... the Fishtank feels safer now. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Initiative Zippo | A golden zippo lighter engraved with the insignia of the elusive Initiative Group. Flick it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} flicks a golden zippo lighter. There's something about them that shows... Initiative. | ✖ | ✖ | |
Lit Cigarette | A lit cigarette. You better take a puff off it quick! Smoke it for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} takes a long draw of a lit cigarette. They seem more relaxed... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Grenade | Toss this grenade for massive damage to an enemy clan. Or just pull the pin and drop it in the middle of the Fishtank. | COMMON | ✖ | WARTOY | null | ✖ | ✖ | |
Jewish Chris Lynch | A version of Chris Lynch from an alternate universe where Chris Lynch is Jewish. We can't talk about him. Keep silent {{xp}} XP. | null | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} stays quiet about the Jewish Chris Lynch, allowing him to continue doing what he was doing to you. | ✔ | ✖ | |
Twine Rope | Born of natural fiber. Plentiful, but prone to snap. It ties a good knot. Show everyone how good you are at tying knots for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} is so good at tying knots! | ✖ | ✖ | |
Stone | Skip it, smash it, whatever! Heavy and useless! Great for distracting NPCs. What was that rock throwing noise? Must be the wind. Throw it and distract the guards for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} throws a rock, distracting the guards, then sneaks inside of the enemy base... | ✖ | ✖ | |
Revive Stick | Revive Sticks prevent a player from losing a life, but only if applied by a qualified medic. Save somebody's life for {{xp}}. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} gently applies the Revive Stick to a fallen comrade. So this is what it feels like to save a life! | ✔ | ✖ | |
Blood Root | Blood Roots can be burnt to remove curses, but not if the vampires stop you first. Expect trouble. Fend off the horde for {{xp}} XP. | RARE | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | *{{displayName}} cocks badass shotgun* and says "Here they come.." | ✔ | ✖ | |
Old Poker Chips | Used 100 years ago in an early prototype of Bloodgames. Useless now, unless you're some weird hoarder. Try to ante up for {{xp}} XP. | COMMON | ✔ | NORMAL_ITEM | {{displayName}} antes up.. Why do these smell like feet? | ✖ | ✖ | |
Shells | A handful of various gun-shells, a small fortune's worth. Without shells, you can't shoot. Accepted as tips at vampire strip clubs/vampire pizza delivery. Reload for {{xp}} XP. |